Car Ride Conversation

Well today was interesting to say the least...you just never know what they are going to say!!!

Hannah - Mommy, when will I be big enough to pee from my belly button? (OMG!)
Me - What!?!?
Hannah - You know, like how boys get to pee outside! (Yikes!, Where exactly has she seen this!!)
Me - Well...(silence, trying to figure out what to say)...You won't ever do that since you are a girl because girls and boys are different! (Cringe...maybe not the best thing to say!)...Waiting for what is coming next!
Hannah - You mean ALL boys can pee from their belly buttons!!! Even Daddy!!! (Almost ran off the road at this point!)
Me - (Long, long period of silence)...So what ya gonna do today? (Totally changed the subject...and it worked for now!!!) Whew...knot in my stomach can go away...until next time!!! Lol! :)

Maybe I should prepare for what to say if this same convo comes up again! Help! Any suggestions!!! :)